We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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