I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
wow bdsm is so cute
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