one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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