no, he came in my armpit
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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