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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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