they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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