i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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