do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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