Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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