girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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