I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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