just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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