Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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