so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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