Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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