Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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