you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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