Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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