matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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