worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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