A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Dick very happy bro
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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