People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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