Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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