It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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