Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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