im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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