oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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