dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My feet surprised me
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