In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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