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He uses pillows to masturbate.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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