so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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