i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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