i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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