I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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