Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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