In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
dude. I can hear the air.
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