All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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