so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Someone shattered a urinal.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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