Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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