there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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