Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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