He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i would punch a child for taco bell
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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