So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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