yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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