my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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