No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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