Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize