return my video game
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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