is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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