"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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